Joe Biden Cracks Jokes While Swearing In New Senators

Joe Biden Cracks Jokes While Swearing In New Senators

11:19 AM EST, January 4, 2013

During a long day of swearing in new senators and taking photos with their families, you've got to find some way to amuse yourself, and that's what Vice President Joe Biden did by cracking racy jokes.

He said, “"Spread your legs, you're going to be frisked!"

He later said, “Need any help on your pecs, let me know."

Flirting with the senators' pretty wives.

He then told one woman, "Ah, leave him there, you've got a smile that lights up the whole room!"

He teased their daughters.

Biden told one little girl, "You're so beautiful. God bless you. Holy mackerel!"

And their mothers.

"Come on mom take a chance, ruin your reputation here," he said to one woman.  

It was such a long day, the Veep found himself recycling some of those one-liners.

He said a few times, "As they say in southern Delaware, ‘Mom you done good with your boy.’"

The vice president may have been a little goofy, but he sure made for one memorable day on Capitol Hill.


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