Supermodel Christie Brinkley is pissed after a neighbor tried to pee in front of her $30 million Hamptons home over the holiday weekend.
Erica Remkus, a mother of three, couldn't find a toilet after spending hours on the beach Saturday evening and decided to relieve herself on the rocks in front of the 62-year-old Sports Illustrated swimsuit model's home.
But when Brinkley saw what the woman was about to do, she grabbed her garden hose and let out a stream of her own, soaking the squatting 36-year-old.
"I know it's Independence Day but that does not mean 'free to pee' in front of my guests and me at my fireworks gathering," Brinkley said in a cheeky Instagram post. "Maybe the trespasser should celebrate 'Depends Day' as she apparently thinks she lives in 'The Land of the Pee.'"
In an interview with Page Six, Erica Remkus said she was on public property, and had not yet started peeing when she was hosed down by the supermodel.
"I would not have peed if she didn’t spray me," said Remkus, who did not even recognize the supermodel until many minutes later. "After that, I kind of had to."
Brinkley then called the police, but local authorites said the incident happened on a public beach and not her property.
Cops arrived on the scene and interviewed Remkus, but did not issue a citation.
Despite the drama, Brinkley wished everyone happy 4th of July, "free from belligerent drunken stalkers with weak bladders and foul mouths."