Woman Tweets About Mortifying First Date: She Was Carrying Poop in Her Purse
Moral of the story? Don't drink coffee before a first date ...
A Toronto woman became internet famous after tweeting about a first date ... and how she carried her own poop in her purse much of the time.
In a multi-tweet story, @_blotty recounts going on a date with a man she had met at a grocery store, and being invited back to his place afterwards.
I am a confident, calm and self assured woman...so I felt comfortable popping (sic) in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Not knowing what to do, she tweeted that she kept flushing to no avail. She knew the man waiting outside was wondering why she was taking so long.
Something came over me. And I knew exactly what I had to do. I got toilet paper and removed the one poop from the toilet. Once that was done
— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
... she wrapped the lone poop with toilet paper, and threw it in her purse.
She continued, and said the nightmare truly begun when things started heating up with her date.
Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
Me: that's really sweet
Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse
She said she texted her sister for advice, and included the screenshots in her story.
"This is borderline too f***ing much," her sister Tina responded, and advised her to excuse herself for a smoke, and dispose of the 'waste'.
Finally, her date goes to the restroom, and she hears the toilet flush properly. She tweeted that she rushed in after him, with her purse and the item inside.
By the grace of God, it worked. The poo flushed. I was free. I was in the clear. Everything was going to be okay. I survived.I am a survivor— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
The Toronto woman often posts sexy selfies on Twitter garnering over 200 likes, but the story she posted yesterday received as many as 4,400 likes.
Even Dalton Rapattoni, an American Idol finalist, responded to her saga:
/@_blotty you are a hero among us— Dalton Rapattoni (@DaltonRapattoni) March 22, 2016
But is she?
Wow. All of the hard work I put into being a hot girl is tarnished by one teeny tiny poop story. Now I'm just the poop girl— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
The moral of the story?
This is v embarrassing for me. But seriously: dont drink coffee before a date, its better to be sleepy than to have to hide poop in ur purse— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016
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