A Florida man was reportedly jailed after giving his girlfriend what an arrest affidavit described as a "wet willy."
Per TCPalm, Joseph Sireci was arrested after cops were called to a home in Fort Pierce Aug. 15.
The girlfriend told police she arrived to the home that day to find Sireci drunk on the living room floor.
After going with her and her daughter to another location, the girlfriend reportedly said Sireci continued to drink and behave belligerently.
At some point, the affidavit says Sireci gave his girlfriend a wet willy, a squirm-inducing joke in which the prankster licks his finger and puts it in a victim's ear.
The girlfriend was evidently displeased.
Cops arrived and later charged Sireci with battery.