Republican representative Daryl Metcalfe made it clear to all his colleagues at a recent meeting that he doesn't like to be touched. In a bizarre exchange, he told Democratic Rep. Matt Bradford, "I am a heterosexual. I have a wife. I love my wife. I don't like men, as you might, but stop touching me all the time. Keep your hands to yourself. Like, if you want to touch somebody, you have people on your side of the aisle that might like it. I don't."